I went to Osaka

I went to Osaka and found a decently-sized honey dispenser.

I went to Osaka and discovered a wafery calcium concept.

I went to Osaka and found some truly delicious pussy pastries. 

I went to Osaka and found a discrete purveyor of Doctors. (re-seller?)

I went to Osaka and learnt about bag-watching.

I went to Osaka and found that the fruit sandwich is between the mixed- and the egg one.

I went to Osaka and visited the golden Rock 'n' Roll Buddha.

I went to Osaka and considered the Colon Club.

I went to Osaka but didn't dare enter the the Backfat Maze. 

I went to Osaka and didn't try the saurce.  

I went to Osaka and made a nice breakfast consisting of a double layered omelette thing with tomato, weird mushrooms and spring onions in.

I went to Osaka and found a low calorie dressing in a stimulating container.

I went to Osaka and found out how to sell eggs in one-packs.

I went to Osaka and noticed new flavours of subtle innuendo in hair gel.

I went to Osaka and realised my baka gaijin kitchen equipment didn't include chopsticks.

I went to Osaka and was warned about the nerdy leopards who trip people up with their zebra bags.

I went to Osaka and found a puking hamburger.

I went to Osaka and found a handful of pizza.

I went to Osaka and found a big piece of ice.

I went to Osaka and found out where happiness comes from.

I went to Osaka and found sweet traffic lights made of rice.

I went to Osaka and found beautifully wrapped apples; £3 for a two-pack.

I went to Osaka, slept until 3 pm and stayed inside the whole day.

I went to Osaka and found the steel mice kids riding on their mum.

I went to Osaka and learnt about Gargle Etiquette.

I went to Osaka and found socks for all my chairs.

I went to Osaka and they gave me this weird globular rice pudding on the plane.